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Today, at my hairdressing job, my first client of the day came in for a cut. Her hair smelled awful, and when I asked her why, she informed me that she'd gotten trashed with some friends the night before, and one of them had puked in her hair. She came to me to get it cleaned out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26924) - you deserved it (2439)

On 05/20/2011 at 7:29pm - work - by ewwgross - United States (New Jersey)

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So I take it you've met Ke$ha?

#11 - On 05/21/2011 at 12:06am by danza

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Gross people are just lazy these days.

#2 - On 05/20/2011 at 11:52pm by ladolcemostro

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