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Today, at work, somebody stole my sunglasses. Fed up with the constant theft in my office, I stormed up to my boss, as he had long ago promised to catch the thief. He listened patiently to my rant before pointing out that my sunglasses were on my head. FML

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it happens to all of us ;)

#2 - On 05/18/2011 at 1:07pm by NightmareStalker

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should have said "i dont f***ing care where they are, i wanna know who f***ing put them there"

#16 - On 05/18/2011 at 1:12pm by gayboii

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