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Today, at work, somebody stole my sunglasses. Fed up with the constant theft in my office, I stormed up to my boss, as he had long ago promised to catch the thief. He listened patiently to my rant before pointing out that my sunglasses were on my head. FML

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On 05/18/2011 at 9:08am - work - by Red-cheeked -

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it happens to all of us ;)

#2 - On 05/18/2011 at 1:07pm by NightmareStalker

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ohh wow i hate when that happens. like when you get someone to call your phone to find where it is and suddenly it starts ringing from your pocket...or your hand...sigh...

#4 - On 05/18/2011 at 1:08pm by bluegoldfish

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