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Today, at work, I was asked to sharpen some pencils. I'm an electronics and mechanics engineer, and while I understand it's been quite a while since I was in primary school, I still wonder why my boss felt the need to explain in minute detail how to sharpen a pencil. FML

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On 01/07/2011 at 4:11am - work - by dibman (man) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

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Step 1: Grab the pencil.
Step 2: Sharpen the fucking pencil.

#19 - On 01/07/2011 at 10:35am by FYLDeep

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you stick it in the hole, move it around a bit, then take it out..easy :D

#2 - On 01/07/2011 at 10:05am by kellanlvr

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