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Today, after lifting a 20 pound box of oranges for a woman at work, she turned around to say "Your acne needs help." I still had to tell her to have a good day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18524) - you deserved it (1862)

On 01/06/2011 at 9:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

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rude people nowadays... :(

#1 - On 01/07/2011 at 3:06am by hiddydiddy

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Wow, I would've thrown those oranges at her ignorant face. At least I like to think that's what I would've done. What a bitch.

#4 - On 01/07/2011 at 3:10am by Doortje

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