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Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML


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On 12/31/2010 at 11:05pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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#5 - On 01/01/2011 at 12:36am by mahimalil

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>I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt
>"I'm going to f*cking kill you, asshole."

Someone can't communicate for shit. Also, someone is dexterity/functionally-impaired for such a slip-up between "best friend" and boss.

#9 - On 01/01/2011 at 12:39am by unidentified_sta

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