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Today, on my first day of work, my new boss treated me to lunch. Thinking she was really nice, I thanked her for the treat. She fixed me with a cold, unsmiling stare and said, "Oh, don't thank me. I'm being paid to do this." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23103) - you deserved it (2269)

On 11/24/2010 at 9:32pm - work - by niceboss (woman) - Singapore

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Hey, it was free right?! Lucky you : )

#1 - On 11/25/2010 at 2:59am by green_eyes124

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That's when you order the lobster and then decide that "your not that hungry" once it arrives.

#5 - On 11/25/2010 at 3:11am by piepieburger

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