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Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML

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On 11/15/2010 at 2:26am - work - by Anonymous -

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well damn.. did you steal some kids milk and cookies too?

#15 - On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am by locachick101

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sounds like subconsciously you did it on purpose. please go on.

#4 - On 11/15/2010 at 6:06am by robc32ca

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