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Today, for the first time, I decided to just be myself at work. My boss thought I was drunk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17546) - you deserved it (4345)

On 09/13/2010 at 7:40pm - work - by Drunk - United States (Alabama)

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Your normal drunken self?

#1 - On 09/14/2010 at 3:09am by starile

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It could be that your boss was so use to you being one type of personality, that when you acted like yourself it was too much of a drastic personality change. The only reasoning your boss could come up with is that you took a personailty altering substance. It probably wasn't meant as an insult... or so I assume.

Just sit-back and drink some beer... wait, d'oh!

#25 - On 09/14/2010 at 4:03am by RavenRockaFellon

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