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Today, I was working at a restaurant. This guy comes up to the counter and asks if he could have some toothpicks. I told him they were right in front of him. He said "Sorry, I'm blind." Thinking it was a joke, I laughed until he said "No, seriously." FML

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On 09/08/2010 at 11:35pm - work - by imaqtb (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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And then you apologized and everything was fine.

#9 - On 09/09/2010 at 3:16am by schwancy

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You see, a normal person would recognize a blind person.

#2 - On 09/09/2010 at 3:11am by Ignorance

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