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Today, while working at the bar, I was having a flawless night. Every pour was perfect, every shot expertly measured. I saw my manager for the first time that night, turned to greet him, and knocked over a tray of 30 or so glasses. Two remained unbroken. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33521) - you deserved it (4923)

On 07/17/2010 at 4:51pm - work - by barman - Australia (Western Australia)

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Hey, at least two are still fine!

#112 - On 07/18/2010 at 11:00am by imsosleepy

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Hell of a night huh? There's always an excuse.....

#1 - On 07/17/2010 at 7:12pm by Trupe

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