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Picante72's favorite FMLs

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

By hinting - / Monday 17 June 2013 16:43 / United States - Dearborn

Today, my mom took me to a bar to cheer me up after being dumped. Two cute guys around my age kept looking over at us the whole night. When I told my mom, she said she was going to get them to come talk to me. Instead, she ended up leaving with both of them. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 22 May 2013 17:10 / United States - Pomona

Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor came in and started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML

By toothache / Tuesday 14 May 2013 12:03 / United States - Morton Grove

Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML

By grossesfesses - / Wednesday 15 May 2013 06:58 / France - Compi?gne

Today, I saw a coin on the ground. As I bent over to pick it up, some dude came up from behind, grabbed my waist and humped me three times. He ran away before I could get a good look at his face. FML

By asdffhhjk - / Wednesday 15 May 2013 08:08 / Philippines - Makati