About Jewelz1012
I like hanging with my friends I love going to football and baseball games And if we're being honest here I enjoy sick humor; isn't that why we're all on fml!?! My nicknames: Trouble and Jewelz
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Jewelz1012's favorite FMLs

Today, I moved back to my home town. My best friend and I had arranged to rent a house together that we both liked. I finished my last day at work and made the three-hour drive, only for her to break down and tell me that she isn't "ready" to move out of her parents' basement. She's 25. FML

By Hopelesshomeless - / Tuesday 12 March 2013 18:35 / United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, trying to be nice, I sat with the lonely kid at lunch. While eating, he started laughing and showed me his hit list. I was at the top. FML

By dangerZone / Wednesday 27 February 2013 16:43 / United States - Statesboro

Today, I came home to find that while my husband and children were mindlessly watching TV, one of our dogs got into the cupboard that stores the deep fryer. He got the lid off, ate all of the old oil and barfed everything up on the couch. FML

By Sammy - / Monday 25 February 2013 07:25 / Canada - Ottawa

Today, my college started an internet "confessions" page. Out of curiosity I checked it out, only to find that it's full of some of the most disturbing stuff I've ever read. My schoolmates are either filthy as fuck or they are all pathological liars. Wonderful. FML

By panicelement - / Wednesday 27 February 2013 07:17 / United States - Carbondale

Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML

By pooh anne - / Tuesday 26 February 2013 20:26 / United States - Fort Smith