About Jarrettd

Stuff, I like stuff, you like stuff, you like my stuff, thats all the stuff i have about me. My opinion on the "you deserve it" button on FML is that it shouldn't exist. No one deserves pain or hardship, even if they walked right into it. If I happen to have the badge for it, just ignore my hypocrisy for badges. The picture is courtesy of my uncle. It is his face after all. Look him up on youtube-carl's basement. Disclaimer- things get pretty crazy in carl's side of town so be ready. For those who actually read this, good job and thanks. Now go read some more FMLs.

Jarrettd's FML badges
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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    100%
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    2%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

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    81%
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    64%
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By notsofriendly - / Thursday 6 November 2014 20:15 / United States