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Elerbears's favorite FMLs

Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML

By Nikki - / Monday 2 February 2009 12:56 / United States

Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside. Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see my dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard. He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 17 February 2013 05:56 / United States

Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML

By Scarlett - / Saturday 16 February 2013 06:03 / Canada - Barrie

Today, while at the store with my mom, we ran into the girl I recently confessed to being interested in. My mom decided to shout, "IS THAT HER?! IS THAT THE GIRL YOU LIKE?!" Embarrassed, I desperately told her to be quiet. She grounded me for being "rude" to her. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 16 February 2013 00:39 / Italy - Milan

Today, I had to explain to my white girlfriend that dating me doesn't give her the right to call my mother the n-word. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 15 February 2013 04:30 / United States