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Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend's family, and he was saying how well his driving lessons are going. During this conversation his mum told him to "stop blowing your own trumpet." He replied, "If I could do that, I wouldn't need Anna." His dad gave him a high-five. FML

By NoMoreTrumpetBlowing - / Wednesday 14 August 2013 16:22 / United Kingdom

Today, I learned a few things. One: friends are assholes. Two: under no circumstance do you close your eyes when they ask you to. Three: getting kicked in the balls hurts a lot. FML

By Myballshurt - / Saturday 3 August 2013 04:31 / United States - Harrisburg

Today, I was buying ingredients for a salad. I had only picked up a few cucumbers, when an elderly lady came up to me and murmured, "Make sure you use lots of lube, or that'll hurt. Been there, sweetheart." What the HELL? FML

By um... what the fuck, miss? - / Friday 2 August 2013 20:23 / United Kingdom

Today, I was on a movie date with my boyfriend, when he asked for a handjob. I thought I was doing well until he sighed, took my hand off, and said he could finish on his own. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 3 July 2013 16:25 / United States - Iowa City

Today, I played Call of Duty with my new flatmate. He continuously lost and was outraged that a girl beat him. It resulted in him shouting at me, claiming that since I'm Muslim, I must be part of the Taliban, which would explain my gaming skills. FML

By zahra_786 - / Thursday 11 April 2013 09:11 / United Kingdom