About Theimaginarysong
I'm a new otaku so I don't know many animes but I have a ton on my watch list. Currently watching Attack on Titan. When I'm not watching anime I'm playing video games. Hello!
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Theimaginarysong's favorite FMLs

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

By tadam / Monday 10 November 2008 09:11 / France

Today, I was waiting in line at a clothes store when someone cut in in front of me, and the gentlemen in front of me. I shouted, "Hey! Queue starts back here!". He responded by pointing out the "gentlemen" in front was actually a very realistic mannequin. FML

By QueueJumper - / Tuesday 11 February 2014 00:45 / United Kingdom - London

Today, at work, a customer asked me to unlock the restroom for them. I honestly couldn't figure out which gender they were, but I didn't want to be rude and ask, so I took a chance. I unlocked the wrong one. FML

By elizabethkalyn - / Monday 10 February 2014 20:48 / United States - Vincennes

Today, after years of counseling and therapy for my anger issues, I snapped. Two words: Flappy Bird. FML

By tigerisabelle - / Thursday 6 February 2014 03:39 /

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML

By sabz21 / Monday 27 January 2014 04:37 / United States - Naugatuck