SkyBlueCloud

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • Checking you out

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • 42

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  • Santa Claus

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  • Inception

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  • I moderated this!

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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Profile completed

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  • It's in the can!

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  • Consolation prize

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  • 50 favorites

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Judgmental

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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    34%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    58%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    87%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    32%
  • 50 quality comments

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    30%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    17%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Skybluecloud's favorite FMLs

Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 20 January 2015 11:04 / Australia - Blacktown

Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 19 January 2015 13:35 / Australia

Today, my 15 year old sister asked which animal rice comes from. She believed every word when my mum told her it's harvested from tiny cows in Asia. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 20 January 2015 00:45 / Australia - Sydney

Today, while on my driving test, the guy told me to pull over and do a U-turn. A few minutes later, he asked me to do another one. After the test, he said I'd failed because the second U-turn was illegal, and I should have refused to comply. I didn't know they're even allowed do that. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 19 January 2015 23:58 /

Today, my crush was giving me a ride home. As we pulled up to my house, he looked into my eyes with a sweet smile and said the words every girl wants to hear - "Do you give head?" FML

By anon / Monday 19 January 2015 05:35 / United States - Burleson