About Samantharose143
I'm 14. I love music and summer. I'm sick of Michigan weather. And I'm obsessed with Lil Wayne. Wanna know? Ask.
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Samantharose143's favorite FMLs

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML

By Tootsy_Roll_Pop - / Saturday 23 May 2009 16:15 / United States

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 24 November 2011 10:35 / United Kingdom

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

By dumbassbuffet - / Friday 11 November 2011 15:53 / Canada

Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML

By InstantHardOn - / Tuesday 8 November 2011 04:43 / United States

Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML

By John W. - / Wednesday 12 October 2011 12:37 / United States