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Today, one of my friends posted on Facebook saying if you're held up at an ATM, putting your PIN in backwards will alert the cops. I pointed out it's an urban legend, and asked how it'd work if their PIN was the same backwards. He drove over and beat the crap out of me. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 7 January 2015 17:07 / Canada - Tracadie

Today, I thought one of my flatmates was beating his girlfriend, so I barged in about to stop him. Turned out they were having really rough sex. FML

By JefferyLillie - / Wednesday 7 January 2015 08:31 / United States - Fargo

Today, I asked my boyfriend how he felt about me and he said, "You're the hottest seven I've ever met." FML

By LadyNexus - / Wednesday 7 January 2015 03:54 / United States - Mohrsville

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 2 years after eating in a 5-star restaurant. She said that she wasn't ready and that she would walk home by herself, which she did. A homeless gentleman walked up from behind me, patted me on the back and said, "Bitches man." I cried. FML

By Brasilian29 - / Thursday 11 December 2014 12:01 / United States - San Francisco

Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML

By terdberglerforlyfe - / Sunday 7 December 2014 20:54 / Brazil - Mogi Das Cruzes