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    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • 50 favorites

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  • It's in the can!

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    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    61%
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
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    0%
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    16%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    32%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    2%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    81%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Hattering's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML

By campus pussy - / Saturday 22 March 2014 21:08 / United States - Ross

Today, my dad took me to a bar for my first legal drink. He quickly got "drunk" and started slurring that I was an accident, saying the only reason I'm alive is because he'd been too poor to pay for an abortion. As I started crying, he burst out laughing and said soberly, "Just kidding, son." FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 21 March 2014 22:35 / Australia

Today, I found out why my dad always treated me badly as a kid compared to my siblings. It's because I was conceived while my mom was cheating on him. On top of that, he made it clear that he still doesn't consider me a "real" part of the family. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 20 March 2014 20:23 / United States - Du Quoin

Today, a tiny worm was wriggling across the screen of my Mac laptop. I tried to wipe it away with my thumb, but it just kept crawling. Turns out the worm lives *inside* my screen, beneath the glass. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 21 March 2014 05:14 / United States - Phoenix

Today, for the third time this week, a random person in the street walked up to me and told me how much I look like Grumpy Cat. FML

By no - / Thursday 20 March 2014 22:18 / United Kingdom - London