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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • A new thumb

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  • YDI Master

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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Burrito111's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I discovered my husband, naked and with his pants around his ankles, standing in the bathtub and pointing at a cockroach on the ground. After disposing of the body, I had to stay and comfort him while he wiped his ass. FML

By I_Has_A_Fishy / Tuesday 10 July 2012 19:33 / United States - Fort Worth

Today, my wife, who is four months pregnant, burst into tears while thinking about the armchair in our living room that we never use. According to her, we're stopping it from living out its destiny as an armchair. FML

By FauteuilEver Alone - / Thursday 5 July 2012 08:11 / France

Today, I realized that I am so sexually deprived that I get aroused when plugging my headphones into my computer. FML

By Wow - / Tuesday 13 March 2012 04:38 / United States

Today, while vacuuming my new apartment, I farted a few times. After my last fart, I turned to find my super-hot neighbor standing at the door. Panicking, I asked in a "I-didn't-just-fart-my-ass" tone, "Oh hi! Been standing there for long?" She replied, "Since your initial rip." FML

By Fartfail - / Wednesday 18 April 2012 13:43 / Hong Kong - Corozal

Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML

By Sadboy - / Friday 6 April 2012 14:24 / United States