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Auricbeast's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to try Karate. In an attempt to roundhouse-kick a hanging boxing glove, I knocked over a lamp, lost my balance and pulled down my curtains. My neighbor then looked through the window, started laughing and yelled, "KUNG FO POWA!" FML

By blahblah - / Thursday 27 June 2013 01:57 / United States - Richardson

Today, it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnomes in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras, which I thought had deterred the idiot, until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnomes on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. FML

By ilivealoneandwhatthefuck - / Sunday 23 June 2013 17:02 / Guam - Yigo

Today, I returned home from a month long trip overseas to find that my bird sitter has trained my parrot to whisper, "You're going to die" in a sinister voice. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 17 June 2013 20:07 / United States

Today, my wife made me moist cat food burgers as a prank. I didnt have the heart to tell her that they tasted better than the ones she usually makes. FML

By kittybad / Sunday 23 June 2013 05:05 / United States

Today, my drunk dad decided to wake me up by lobbing our cat directly into my now-mauled face. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 21 June 2013 20:38 / Netherlands - Mierlo