DecembersShadow

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  • Seattle, United States
  • 30 years-old
  • Wednesday 29 December 1993
  • In a relationship

About Decembersshadow

I like art, theoretical physics, rollerblading and music. Ron Paul FTW. Cake is awesome. Thank god for the invention of toilet paper. Dancing like a retard is fun. Black nails is hot. Michio Kaku and Oscar Wilde are legends. December is the best month. And, despite the fact that I am a grammar Nazi, I think it should be perfectly acceptable to start a sentence with the word "And".

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I'm the original poster. He left, scared that my roommate would come in... I don't live with my parents and I'm most definitely not too young for sex, if I may say so myself. I live in a two story with a large tree in my backyard (hence how he managed to enter my room). He didn't want my roommate seeing him because my roommate just about despises my boyfriend. She'd snap, had she seen him. The last time they had an encounter was in a supermarket and she gave him a black eye. Long story. So he left... Leaving my roommate to wonder why I was tied to a bed at 1am, alone and naked. My answer to why was funny though.. I told her I didn't know why I was tied to a bed, nor naked. I said I woke up that way a while ago and screamed for help but nobody came, so I decided to merely wait for her. lol. She was creeped out and now she won't sleep in her room without her window and doors locked.