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Today, I finally had enough money to buy my girlfriend an engagement ring, which I was going to pick up after work. On my way to work, I slid on the ice and crashed into a parked vehicle. The damage to my car is almost twice the amount of the ring. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32040) - you deserved it (3072)

On 11/30/2009 at 6:24pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Where are people getting the idea he was WALKING? Damage to HIS vehicle means he was DRIVING.

#24 - On 11/30/2009 at 8:56pm by ScaryyMary

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No insurance or deductible?

#16 - On 11/30/2009 at 8:41pm by sdcrazy1018

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