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Today, I finished installing a brand new engine in my old car. It cost just over $6000. Later, I was waiting at a red light and an uninsured drunk driver smashed into it head on. It's completely totaled. I got to drive it 5 miles. The car is worth $1000, even with a new engine. FML


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On 11/15/2009 at 9:59pm - money - by stupidoldcar (man) - United States (Texas)

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:( Ugh. I'm sorry. Your insurance should cover most of it, right? This is why we need to have stricter rules in the US about drunk drivers... esp. uninsured ones!

#1 - On 11/16/2009 at 3:20am by Amkii

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Dude, if he doesnt have insurance that automatically means it's his fault (although it is his fault) and he has to pay for everything. But fyl until everything is taken care of.

#2 - On 11/16/2009 at 3:21am by spiderman0606

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