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Today, I finished installing a brand new engine in my old car. It cost just over $6000. Later, I was waiting at a red light and an uninsured drunk driver smashed into it head on. It's completely totaled. I got to drive it 5 miles. The car is worth $1000, even with a new engine. FML

I agree, your life sucks (20746) - you deserved it (2576)

On 11/15/2009 at 9:59pm - money - by stupidoldcar (man) - United States (Texas)

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