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Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29526) - you deserved it (3026)

On 11/03/2009 at 6:02am - money - by I_Lossed (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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