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Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31633) - you deserved it (3248)

On 11/03/2009 at 6:02am - money - by I_Lossed (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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So go to the pawn shop, get it back & give it to someone who cares enough to keep it.

#1 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:40am by IdolChatter

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dump that ungrateful bitch

#10 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:49am by cattyfresh2115

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