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Today, I was taking a group shot with my friends when I asked a stranger to take the picture for us. He backed up and told us to squish closer together, and when he was at least 20 feet away, he turned and ran off with my camera. FML

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On 10/02/2009 at 7:32pm - money - by jacked (woman) - United States (California)

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See, that's why you look for strangers will chubby little kids to take your pictures.
1- They'll be slowed down by carrying the chubby kids in their arms or
2- The chubby kids will be too slow to keep up with their family and you can use as a trade to get your camera back. Unless the family wants the camera more than their kid. Then you have a problem.

#9 - On 10/03/2009 at 4:13am by Amysbodybetrayal

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at least you still have the battery charger and usb cable

#2 - On 10/03/2009 at 3:55am by chillbro69

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