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Today, I broke my mother's Tiffany lamp from the 1920's. Practically crying, I raced onto the computer to try to find one to order before she comes back in three weeks. The lamp is worth over twelve thousand dollars, and the only way I'm getting one is if I lived 90 years ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44023) - you deserved it (23186)

On 08/03/2009 at 1:24pm - money - by someexplanationrequired (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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No way - I have one I'll let you borrow.

#1 - On 08/03/2009 at 5:00pm by T_im_othy

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Better get crackin' on finding a time machine. FYL

#6 - On 08/03/2009 at 5:03pm by Random_Poster

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