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Today, I was having really bad diarrhea. I sat down on the toilet and heard a plop, thinking it was just me going to the bathroom. After I was finished, I look in the toilet to see my iPhone sitting in a pool of diarrhea. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60300) - you deserved it (22331)

On 07/25/2009 at 1:14pm - money - by Pottymouth (man) - United States

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If you can't figure out how to keep your phone out of the toilet by now, don't bring it into the bathroom with you.

#13 - On 07/25/2009 at 4:44pm by Calaura9

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thats pretty shitty.

#14 - On 07/25/2009 at 4:46pm by f_jills_life

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