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Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him I had none, he yelled angrily "who comes to this city without money?" I replied "apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML


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On 07/25/2009 at 12:39pm - money - by re2K5 (man) - Korea Republic of (Kyongsang-bukto)

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I applaud your snappy comeback! I bet I'd have said the same thing, I mean, what right does a homeless man have to complain about people having no money to give him?

#1 - On 07/25/2009 at 4:34pm by jailbot

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I heard that homeless people in prime locations can make up to $50,000 a year.

#3 - On 07/25/2009 at 4:35pm by Dashiell

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