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Today, I bought my new electric razor. I tried it, and washed it. I started to shake it, in order to get rid of the water. It was pretty slippy, and it exploded on the floor of my bathroom. The warranty doesn't cover this, I guess. FML

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Why would the warranty not cover that? That is exactly what the warranty would cover.

#3 - On 02/25/2009 at 1:06am by John

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You're from Pittsburgh, aren't you?

#1 - On 02/13/2009 at 9:48pm by sasha

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