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Today, I interviewed for a call center job making $13/hr, the only job where they called back. I used to live in a doorman luxury apartment in Manhattan with a prime skyline view and clubhouse. That was last month. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21475) - you deserved it (5960)

On 01/30/2009 at 11:19am - money - by Banker - United States (Virginia)

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You make more than me answering phones, I have to move 450lb drums and measure and combine chemicals that are known to cause cancer all day for my wages. Living in New York City is a rip-off, I manage to afford a 2 Bedroom-2BA 6th floor Apartment with Secured Entry, a resonably reliable vehicle and more than enough to provide for my family on less than what you make. Take your pitty party elsewhere. Should have saved some of that money instead of living in a high-rise you twat.

#3 - On 02/05/2009 at 6:14pm by MasterNate

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wtf? what happened? you are ridiculous. try rewriting this one so you don't make everyone on this site feel as small as your penis.

#8 - On 02/18/2009 at 9:00pm by lachef93

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