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Today, I bought myself an MP3 player. Later, I was laying in bed, listening to music and eating a bowl of cereal, when I went to move the bowl of cereal on the bedside table for some shut eye. I dropped my MP3 player into the leftover milk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8216) - you deserved it (16728)

On 11/19/2008 at 6:02am - money - by Blue - Sent from mobile version

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Add "saves your mp3 player" to the list of the reasons why you should drink all of your milk

#3 - On 03/13/2009 at 1:15am by grandmasattack

See in context

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and you wouldn't look where you put your new MP3 player down... why? irresponsible.

#6 - On 03/31/2009 at 3:23pm by badtiming246

See in context

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