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Today, I went into work to waitress on a table of 40 guests. They were my only table for the day and the bill came to over 700 dollars. After they left the busser was cleaning the table and threw out the credit card receipt which had my tip on it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51216) - you deserved it (2481)

On 06/28/2009 at 2:43pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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Are you kidding me? They were your only table and you weren't able to get there before the busser to collect your receipt? YDI

#3 - On 06/28/2009 at 8:13pm by gofriars

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i would dumpster dive for that ticket!

#4 - On 06/28/2009 at 8:15pm by beckacloth

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