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Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22931) - you deserved it (1471)

On 02/02/2012 at 5:28am - money - by carssuck - United States

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Then shouldn't your neighbor get one to?

#1 - On 02/02/2012 at 10:20am by thepyrotek

See in context

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Well that is stupid, you could dispute the ticket if you have evidence they were in your spot, like a pictute.

#2 - On 02/02/2012 at 10:20am by Vamphyre73

See in context

+26 | 6

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