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Today, I flew to Dubai, en route to my new job in Afghanistan. Both of my bags were lost, my debit card was frozen in London, the next flight was cancelled, and I can't get a hotel room. I'm in the richest city in world with no money and no room. Happy New Year. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33931) - you deserved it (2595)

On 12/31/2011 at 5:36pm - money - by EdwinOEF (man) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

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Feel bad for you. I hope you get money and a room. I wish you the best of luck. Happy new year 2012!

#1 - On 12/31/2011 at 8:16pm by littlegold

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Hey, in a few days you'll be in the poorest country in the world, so you'll fit right in.

Consider this ordeal as training for your new post.

#6 - On 12/31/2011 at 8:17pm by perdix

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