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Today, while in heavy traffic on the highway, a motorcyclist managed to t-bone my car. He picked himself up, glanced at the side of my car, and quickly drove off, all in the space of a few seconds. I just got an expensive paint job on this thing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21593) - you deserved it (2580)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:35am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

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I will NOT say anything bad about motorcyclists.
I will NOT say anything bad about motorcyclists.
I will NOT say anything bad about motorcyclists.
I will NOT say anything bad about motorcyclists.
I will NOT say anything bad about motorcyclists.

Motorcyclists are idiots.

SHIT!

#12 - On 09/19/2011 at 10:40am by DocBastard

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Usually in those situations you call the police.

#1 - On 09/19/2011 at 10:16am by Freeze

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