Today, my aunt and uncle stole $584 from me, since I'm moving out. Their reasoning? I stole things. When I asked what I'd stolen, my aunt looked me straight in the eye and said "Milk Duds." FML
I agree, your life sucks (33630) - you deserved it (3060)
On 08/24/2011 at 4:03am - money - by Anonymous - United States
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, my ex-wife crashed my engagement party. FML
Anonymous also deserved itToday, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a…
The fuck? How dare you steal their milk duds!
#3 - On 08/24/2011 at 9:56am by Skiddywompus
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What a lovely family...
#1 - On 08/24/2011 at 9:55am by Denikk
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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