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Today, my aunt and uncle stole $584 from me, since I'm moving out. Their reasoning? I stole things. When I asked what I'd stolen, my aunt looked me straight in the eye and said "Milk Duds." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30570) - you deserved it (2803)

On 08/24/2011 at 4:03am - money - by Anonymous - United States

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The fuck? How dare you steal their milk duds!

#3 - On 08/24/2011 at 9:56am by Skiddywompus

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What a lovely family...

#1 - On 08/24/2011 at 9:55am by Denikk

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