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Today, my mother came over again to help me work on my Student Aid application. She also brought over the savings bonds that she has been accumulating since I was born to help pay for college. Turns out they won't reach maturity until I'm thirty. She never bothered to check out this fact. I'm screwed for college. FML


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On 01/05/2011 at 5:52pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

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Bawww my mommy didn't pay for my college. Now I have to pay for it myself like a real person. And my Ferrari has a flat tire. F my liiife.
Buck up. Get a job. Take out loans. People do this every damn day. You're not special.

#16 - On 01/06/2011 at 4:17am by rofflewaffle

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Well... Maybe you could use those in the future to help pay off student loans?
Or a community college is a great way to get your general ed. out of the way, and save money!

#8 - On 01/06/2011 at 3:15am by shanameow

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