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Today, I've been considering breaking up with my girlfriend so I don't have to buy her a Christmas present. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8135) - you deserved it (80670)

On 12/09/2010 at 10:19pm - money - by fmlguy -

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Does she have expensive tastes? Or are you seriously that indecent?

#4 - On 12/10/2010 at 3:05am by GoingLesbian

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#1 - On 12/10/2010 at 3:04am by thatgirl503

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