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Today, I called my parents from out of state to see if they would order me a pizza using their credit card online because I'm out of money. I haven't lived with them for the past year, and they still claim me as a dependent on their taxes. They said no. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12517) - you deserved it (26865)

On 12/07/2010 at 12:47am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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you could always eat your limbs. masturbation can wait.

#2 - On 12/07/2010 at 6:04am by SillyEars

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Why are you out of money? If you blew all of your food money on pot than YDI. If not, then I thinks it's time to claim yourself.

#4 - On 12/07/2010 at 6:09am by Grand_Cookie

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