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Today, I called my parents from out of state to see if they would order me a pizza using their credit card online because I'm out of money. I haven't lived with them for the past year, and they still claim me as a dependent on their taxes. They said no. FML
Why are you out of money? If you blew all of your food money on pot than YDI. If not, then I thinks it's time to claim yourself.
you could always eat your limbs. masturbation can wait.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 23 April 2015