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Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses were at my door. Normally I don't give them the time of day, but I was so lonely for company, I let them in. FML


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On 04/11/2010 at 8:27pm - misc - by lonely (woman) - United States (California)

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aww. go to chat roulette. make friends, meet penises. :D

#7 - On 04/12/2010 at 3:20am by spidergirl41

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everyone says that jehovas witnesses say that everybodys religions are wrong, I've never ever heard one of jehovah's witnesses say to someone 'your religion is wrong' the never diss othe reigions, the do beleive there are wrong religions but they never bad mouth anyone because of their beleifs! all of you are intolerant jerks, I've been one of jehovah's witnesses all my life and i've gone through patches where I didn't agree with something or I just ignored all the rules but whenever I would try to get answers I would ask someone and they would gently tell me the answer, explain why things were that way and I would understand completly and ut made perfect sence. you people need to learn about tolerance and apply it.

#65 - On 04/12/2010 at 4:24am by brandonwong

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