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Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses were at my door. Normally I don't give them the time of day, but I was so lonely for company, I let them in. FML

I agree, your life sucks (20289) - you deserved it (4912)

On 04/11/2010 at 8:27pm - misc - by lonely (woman) - United States (California)

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