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Today, I finally decided to get a dog. I have always been wanting to get one ever since I was a child. I bought a $1,400 Golden Retriever. I went out for lunch a few hours later with a friend, so I left my dog in the backyard. I came back home to a broken fence and no dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18377) - you deserved it (42588)

On 04/10/2009 at 11:40pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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