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Today, my boyfriend's friends were throwing him a surprise birthday party. I thought it'd be funny to get him some fuzzy handcuffs and a box of condoms as a gift. They never told me they invited his parents. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16203) - you deserved it (44880)

On 04/10/2009 at 4:07pm - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Lol shoulda told him not to open it till he was alone then...YDI

#4 - On 04/10/2009 at 9:37pm by 666midnight

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awwwwkwarrddd

#2 - On 04/10/2009 at 9:36pm by wowfmlife

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