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Today, while celebrating at my friend's birthday party, I fell down a flight of stairs, got into a fight with my flatmate, and ruined my friend's outfit after drinking too much. I'm expecting I'll need to find a new place to live tomorrow. FML

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Why are you complaining about this? It's not like any of this was out of your control. You brought it upon yourself for drinking too much. You couldve not ruined your friends birthday by stopping the fight and leaving it for another time.

#1 - On 03/12/2010 at 5:57pm by spiderman0606

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Bang your head against the bowl three times and scream "There's no place like home!"

#18 - On 03/12/2010 at 6:27pm by aardvarkish

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