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Today, while celebrating at my friend's birthday party, I fell down a flight of stairs, got into a fight with my flatmate, and ruined my friend's outfit after drinking too much. I'm expecting I'll need to find a new place to live tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4242) - you deserved it (24254)

On 03/12/2010 at 11:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Swansea)

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Why are you complaining about this? It's not like any of this was out of your control. You brought it upon yourself for drinking too much. You couldve not ruined your friends birthday by stopping the fight and leaving it for another time.

#1 - On 03/12/2010 at 5:57pm by spiderman0606

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Don't drink if you can't handle the liquor. YDI!

#9 - On 03/12/2010 at 6:15pm by lostfaithinpppl

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