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Today, I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at home, when I went to get off, my shorts got stuck under the seat. I dangled half upside down until my shorts ripped and I fell on the ground face first breaking my front tooth. I broke my tooth riding a bike that doesn’t even move. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49427) - you deserved it (7071)

On 04/10/2009 at 4:17am - misc - by missy (woman) - Italy (Toscana)

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Wow. You fail at life.

#2 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:03am by rukusrazor

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hahahahahahahahaha that just made my morning.

#4 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:06am by allyoop

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