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Today, I got up on stage excited to recite a spoken word piece that I worked on and memorized for about 20 hours, neglecting other obligations like studying for an exam the next day. I blanked out in the middle of the performance in front of hundreds of people. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13960) - you deserved it (4432)

On 03/10/2010 at 12:00am - misc - by KJS (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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ouch. I feel your pain :(

#4 - On 03/10/2010 at 6:08am by Ruff

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OMG! I moderated this one haha that's never happened before :] cool!


OP, I am so sorry! I always do way better when I cram because I forget things when I study over long periods of time. that sounds absolutely horrible. The exact same thing happened to me, though, way back in 6th grade when I was in a little school speech competition and I blanked in front of everyone. But seriously, everyone's probably forgotten it by now. don't sweat it. 

#9 - On 03/10/2010 at 6:21am by BeeHappy

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