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Today, I got up on stage excited to recite a spoken word piece that I worked on and memorized for about 20 hours, neglecting other obligations like studying for an exam the next day. I blanked out in the middle of the performance in front of hundreds of people. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12746) - you deserved it (4115)

On 03/10/2010 at 12:00am - misc - by KJS (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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