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Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for this sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28693) - you deserved it (2423)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:31am - misc - by CreepedOut (man) - United States (New York)

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Did you kick him in the balls? ^^

#4 - On 03/09/2010 at 6:18am by Angeledice

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Can someone explain to me why people are voting YDI please, because I can't understand how it is the OPs fault.

#6 - On 03/09/2010 at 6:22am by pendatic

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