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Today, while leaving school to skip fourth period, I hit someone's car in the parking lot. It was the teacher's whose class I was going to skip. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8506) - you deserved it (48151)

On 02/20/2009 at 2:21pm - misc - by Ava777 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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that was some quick karma, huh.

#8 - On 02/20/2009 at 7:08pm by shamille

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I once cut class with my best friend, and I realized that my mother had been tailing us for an hour. That was a bad, bad day. She took pictures.

#17 - On 02/26/2009 at 9:45pm by alwaysalady

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