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Today, while leaving school to skip fourth period, I hit someone's car in the parking lot. It was the teacher's whose class I was going to skip. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7549) - you deserved it (41064)

On 02/20/2009 at 2:21pm - misc - by Ava777 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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that was some quick karma, huh.

#8 - On 02/20/2009 at 7:08pm by shamille

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I did that once, but not while skipping. I was coming to school and I was going to park and I hit the teacher's car a little. I just quickly went to another space. You should too. lol.

#1 - On 02/20/2009 at 5:10pm by Yeah

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