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Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24690) - you deserved it (2861)

On 03/05/2010 at 2:50am - misc - by whyymee (woman) - United States (California)

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He could've nipped it from her purse and the pat on the back was just to focus her attention on that contact and not on the jostle (if any) to her purse.

P.S. I hate anti-flood protection and this should've posted as a response to #2.

#4 - On 03/05/2010 at 10:11am by ImaginaryFoe

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back as in butt? do girls keep their wallets in their back pocket like guys

#2 - On 03/05/2010 at 10:09am by mordantennui

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