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Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML


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On 03/05/2010 at 2:50am - misc - by whyymee (woman) - United States (California)

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No good deed goes unpunished

#1 - On 03/05/2010 at 10:06am by jc420

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He could've nipped it from her purse and the pat on the back was just to focus her attention on that contact and not on the jostle (if any) to her purse.

P.S. I hate anti-flood protection and this should've posted as a response to #2.

#4 - On 03/05/2010 at 10:11am by ImaginaryFoe

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